Henry Normal

4 days ago

IN MEMORIAM - HENRY NORMAL

Henry Normal died earlier today
writing his own obituary
Found slumped so they say
over a rhyming dictionary

It's how he would have wanted to go
all who knew him agreed
His poetry is haunted though
claim those who have since heard him read

Details of his death - no shit too scary
Have been released - though bits do vary
Police refuse to - omit new theory
He died trying to rhyme - obituary
and in the end did - vomit blueberry

We will never see his 'like' again
His similes have all gone south
The mixed metaphors that flowed from his metaphorical pen
can no longer take flight from his mouth

Tributes and cliche's come pouring in
from all the world and its wife
of the fun they had ignoring him
especially when he was alive

Some are sad at his loss
Some don't give a toss
Some are happy bec'os
they wont come across any more of his dross

Few will mourn his demise
Few will notice his passing
Few will find it hard to disguise
applauding his assassin

Mostly remembered for his lack of looks
and his passion to avoid any expense
He leaves behind a stack of books
all reduced to 72 pence ... See MoreSee Less

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